THIS IS JUST IN: WE'RE GOING MAINSTREAM AND DIGNITY IS NOT AN ISSUE FOR US

Because we're doing it with the highest possible standards: Rebecca Black, and her new single, person of interest.That'll set the bar high.

---Yes, we sincerely like the track. There's not a hint of irony in the statement---

No fucking idea what's going on with the police bit nor the constant references to criminology in the lyrics, but i think we can all agree this is a vast, vast improvement from My Moment. Miss Friday though.